my girlfriend just accused me of not wiping
caught me
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2 so erica just slapped my ass to what she CLAIMS to be the tune of the generic ice cream truck jingle but bitch definitely left out an important verse w/e
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spent the past 4 hours booking my flight(s) for Lily, myself and my two cats to go back to Alabama
bye Canada 5ever because i am not ever dealing with this crap again ok
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