May 2013
2 tags
just got so excited over a post that i farted now my girlfriend won’t look me in the eye
coagulates:
I just wanna kiss you for a few hours
4 tags
my girlfriend just accused me of not wiping
caught me
4 tags
so erica just slapped my ass to what she CLAIMS to be the tune of the generic ice cream truck jingle but bitch definitely left out an important verse w/e
1 tag
justfaceyourtruth:
spent the past 4 hours booking my flight(s) for Lily, myself and my two cats to go back to Alabama
bye Canada 5ever because i am not ever dealing with this crap again ok
darklordharry asked: i luh you